Dead animals in the road.

[Upt' North]

Michael, really, really!
Go on then, I've got no idea!
Upt'North.

 

[flyfisher]

Back to the original post I'm always happy to see them dead instead of a moving target...easier to avoid....ride safe...ff

 

[Jeff F]

I give up.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

You give up? Upt'North had no idea either - except he does. That help?

 

[SMSW]

Never saw one with enough thrust. Tom

Why do you think birds poop when they take off? They lighten the load and add thrust. (How much thrust is a matter of the velocity of said ejected matter and its weight.) They are not stupid - just bird brains.

 

[ddemair]

You give up? Upt'North had no idea either - except he does. That help?

Is that all deer or just New Yawk deer where they say "soder" instead of "soda"

 

[Williamson]

I give up.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What about a deer with no eyes or legs?

 

[Upt' North]

You're not going to let this go are you.
"I've still got no idea".
Upt'North.

 

[Upt' North]

What do you call a fish with no eyes.
Fsh...............
Oh dear it's catching.
Upt'North.

 

[Williamson]

You're not going to let this go are you.
"I've still got no idea".
Upt'North.

Correct!

Okay, let's wrap this one up. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no willy?

 

[Upt' North]

Williamson you're encourageble, but;
"I've still got no f'in idea."
Did we both have a misspent youth?
Upt'North.

 

[Williamson]

Williamson you're encourageble ....

Encouragable or incorrigible? Doesn't matter, I'll plead guilty to both!

"I've still got no f'in idea."

Correctamundo!

Did we both have a misspent youth?

Ha! Ha! Sound like it.

 

[Williamson]

I have no idea, unless you call it dinner!

Here's the answer.

...... "I've still got no f'in idea."

 

[jettawreck]

As for the "Slower Traffic Keep Right" signs... They are posted on the interstates around here, but don't do a damn bit of good. Down South, there is where "Keep Right, Except To Pass" seems to be a more logical sign to keep traffic moving, and keep the do-gooders, and "Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers" out of the left lane and holding up traffic.

They need to be more specific perhaps? No, probably won't help.