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There's been a mixup of some lists in the Bosnian Academy of Sciences and Arts, so they send their janitor Mujo as a delegate to a UN conference on social stereotypes. So, he finds himself on rather boring sessions, not understanding much. On one of the breaks he wonders around the conference venue, and he finally spots something interesting - an attractive woman - tall, long blonde hair, large breasts, curvaceous figure, etc. – whom he takes to be a receptionist, so he approaches her to ask where the cafeteria is.

‘I’m not a receptionist’, said the woman, ‘I’m a professor of the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, and I’m giving a presentation to this conference.’

‘No way ?!’, said Mujo, surprised.

‘Indeed’, said the woman, ‘My presentation is on sexual stereotypes of ethnic groups.’

‘Interesting’, said Mujo, stroking his chin.

‘It certainly is’, said the woman, ‘For example, it is widely believed that the French are the best lovers, whereas in reality, it isn’t the French, but the Greeks. And many people think that black men are the most handsomely endowed, but in fact, it is the Native Americans who are the largest in that department. However, some of such stereotypes turn out to be close to the reality. For example, English males are really true gentlemen.'

‘But I’m being very impolite,’ said the woman, ‘talking on like this about myself and my work. And you are…?’

‘Geronimo’, said Mujo, prepared; ‘Geronimo Papadopoulos from Birmingham. Pleased to meet you.’
 
20 years as a successful gynecologist, a doctor grew tired of dealing with malpractice insurance and endless HMO paperwork. Even though medicine was all he had ever known, he decided it was time for a career change.

Since he had always been good with his hands, he thought becoming a mechanic might be a great fit. He enrolled in evening classes at a local technical college, attended diligently, and absorbed everything he could about automotive repair.

When the practical exam arrived, he carefully prepared, executing each step with precision. Weeks later, he received his results—and was shocked to see a score of 150%! Thinking there must be a mistake, he called his instructor.

“I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,” he said, “but I just wanted to check if there was an error in my grade.”
The instructor chuckled. “Not at all! You disassembled the engine flawlessly—that earned you 50%. Then, you reassembled it perfectly—another 50%.”

After a brief pause, the instructor added, “And I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler… something I’ve never seen done in my entire career!”
 
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