Funny!
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Bill Rankin
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.”
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.”
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Bill Rankin
A couple medical jokes:
A family doctor, an internist, a surgeon and a pathologist are out duck hunting. A duck comes in, the family doctor shoots it, he bags it no big deal. Another duck flies in, now it’s the internist’s turn he goes, “hmmm, could be a duck, could be a coot, could be a cormorant;” by the time he decides it’s a duck, the duck is gone. A crow flies by, the surgeon shoots it, hands it to the pathologist and says “Tell me if it’s a duck.”
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The doctor, a surgeon, walks into a patient’s room, and tells the patient, “I have good news, and bad news about your surgery.”
The patient says, “Give me the bad news first.”
Doc says, “What we thought was a tumor, that we removed, was actually your penis.”
Patient says, “Just damn. So, what is the good news?”
Doc replies,, “It wasn’t malignant.”
A family doctor, an internist, a surgeon and a pathologist are out duck hunting. A duck comes in, the family doctor shoots it, he bags it no big deal. Another duck flies in, now it’s the internist’s turn he goes, “hmmm, could be a duck, could be a coot, could be a cormorant;” by the time he decides it’s a duck, the duck is gone. A crow flies by, the surgeon shoots it, hands it to the pathologist and says “Tell me if it’s a duck.”
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The doctor, a surgeon, walks into a patient’s room, and tells the patient, “I have good news, and bad news about your surgery.”
The patient says, “Give me the bad news first.”
Doc says, “What we thought was a tumor, that we removed, was actually your penis.”
Patient says, “Just damn. So, what is the good news?”
Doc replies,, “It wasn’t malignant.”
