Funny!
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Bill Rankin
Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob
was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 more
children. Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He
thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said:
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend,
"Margaret, do you think he means her first, second, or
third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel."
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob
was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 more
children. Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He
thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said:
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend,
"Margaret, do you think he means her first, second, or
third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel."
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I guess this would never happen in Cleveland…………….. LOL
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Bill Rankin
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep, that's him,” he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep, that's him,” he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
