speaking of condiments, I bought some offbrand ketchup whose bottle is just slightly different shaped from the famous Heinz or Hunts bottles, but it was still RED.
Later I bought a bottle of squeezable strawberry jelly which also came in the artificially colored RED PLASTIC bottle vaguely similar in shape to the ketchup bottle.
Well.... today I was distracted while making lunch.... I swear that Oscar Meyer hotdog will never forgive me for abusing it that way! It was humiliated!
(On the other hand, my stomach said
"hell, I've eaten worse.")
Later I bought a bottle of squeezable strawberry jelly which also came in the artificially colored RED PLASTIC bottle vaguely similar in shape to the ketchup bottle.
Well.... today I was distracted while making lunch.... I swear that Oscar Meyer hotdog will never forgive me for abusing it that way! It was humiliated!
(On the other hand, my stomach said
"hell, I've eaten worse.")
